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Remotely and Honestly

Remotely and Honestly

Apparently, one of my most endearing characters is the mysterious wonder-worker, Miss P. She made her first appearance in a book called ‘Remotely’, and later she is found in a novella, ‘Honestly.’ Actually, in timeline terms, Honestly comes first, but you can read them in either order. I am currently working on a new Miss P story, ‘Unforgivable’ or ‘Unforgivably’, I’ve not decided yet. I intended to have each Miss P title as an adverb. Tomorrow, I’m going to put up the first chapter of ‘Unforgivable’ for you to take a look at. I should mention that it is draft one and unedited/proofed, but I’m sure you can overlook that. Meanwhile, here’s the info on the other two Miss P stories.

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Britain’s newest and most pointless TV talent competition is coming to Middlestone-On-Sea. ‘So You Think We’re Remotely Interested?’ has taken Friday night viewers by storm as it streams live variety shows from remote, provincial theatres across Britain. The theatre with the most audience votes wins regeneration and revival, and lord knows, Middlestone-on-Sea needs both. The dying seaside backwater rests its hopes on the performance of two ex-best friends, gay Gary and straight Stag.

The visiting celebrity judge, the mysterious and timeless Miss P, knows that for all to be well, they must mend their broken friendship. But there is no success without trial. She magically swaps Gary and Stag into each other’s bodies. Secrets are learned, comedy ensues, and yet the community remains divided.

Rifts must be healed, differences accepted, and bodies swapped back before the season grand finale in four days’ time otherwise Middlestone will lose everything.

“A really laugh out loud kind of holiday book. I used to live in the area that the author did and can totally connect with his train of thoughts about people. This book is a really fun easy read, James Collins should turn this into a mini series …I am a great advocate of his books and look forward to the next one please….” Amazon review

You don’t have to wait any longer because here’s Honestly (Kindle only, but it is only $0.99)

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Having cured Shakespeare of writer’s block, Miss P finds herself in the 20th century attending to a similar problem in a small fishing village. The timeless and slightly magical Miss P knows that the only way to solve the problem is to cause a friendship, and the only way to do that is to cause the whole village to speak honestly. As you can imagine, comedy ensues.

“I read Honestly in one sitting whilst on the train from Newcastle to Halifax. The characters were well thought out and when they suddenly started to tell the truth their antics were hilarious. The vicar was my favourite and I would love to meet him. Also makes you think about how we treat people because we put them into compartments without seeing the individual. Am ready for my next James Collins novel.” Amazon review.

Well, it might take me a while, but ‘Unforgivably’ is taking shape. There’s a preview coming tomorrow.